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While I did not have in Livejournal, part 2. On the fitness center ("Start")

However, the "continuation" and "End" do not promise fast - the card was activated about three weeks ago.
So, this post was written, in order to comfort the complexing girls are absolutely normal build, exaggerating, as usual, the degree of his own disgrace:
Nadys I went to a local fitness club, so if they had discounts and could actually relatively cheap to buy a card for the annual visit. A little reluctantly, I put the requested amount, anticipating the visit the main object of interest to me - the swimming pool. First of all, I wrote down on so-called "fitness test" with 12 to 13 on Sunday. "Wow!" - I thought - "probably will be severely tested! .." And what do you think my colleagues overweight? I poured on a serious stream of complaints, it is obviously aimed at the fact that I finally notorious. Yes! You thought only fat people are uncomfortable with the visit to the gym? It turns out, and thin man, despite the apparent lack of motive, must be brought to white heat. And all for what? "You'd be surprised, dear friends, but ... to develop a diet (the meaning of which in general is reduced to the axiom "must eat more ")!..
Looking at my shirt sticking out of the shoulders, the doctor about my age, a little blinking and tucking his head, poked in my joints, and then proudly bared his shoulder and poked at him, although not into the joint, and the "caruncle" (in fairness, we point out that the doctor's shoulders were not athletic). Sense of poking - to prove that I have no muscles (and he - On the contrary - the muscles have!)
Then Aesculapius (call it so) gave me some little thing with an iron dial and ordered her to click, and then stated that amount spent my strength corresponds to the efforts of 12 - (or 14 -? not remember exactly)-year-old child (oh, will probably house rubber expanders make - and that in fact the people a shame!)
In conclusion, the doctor asked: "Do you want to, I'll prove to you that your body can not cope with adequate kardionagruzkami?" "I want" - said it was me. "Okay. At what time is convenient for you to come to kardiotestirovaniya? "" Oh, that's it! Kardiotestirovanie! ... When, therefore, conveniently go! .. "- I thought, and politely refused. Their own money to prove himself, so to speak, his own "kardionesostoyatelnost" - so far I have not slid to a psychological masochism.
So the "fitness test" was limited to 15 minutes, during which I was questioned about allergies, fractures and general health and weighed, and absolutely convinced of the critical need to give Mr. E. a certain amount for the development of diet 6 meals a day (whether there will be after something to buy food itself - it is unknown) and his friend the doctor - the coach of the gym - more a certain amount for a course of personal training.
And you say! .. :)))
PS: on a pilot training trenazhernik noted with surprise that my heart works fine (so, at least, showed counters treadmill) and I deal with much larger loads in the room than I can would expect. Be-Be-Be:))