Census: How to pick your nose different zodiac signs
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"Aries. Begins to pick your nose suddenly and furiously. Does not tolerate advice and criticism by others about their actions. Usually, picking his nose Aries accompanied by mass arrests, shootings, riots, revolution. In some cases - World War II.
Taurus. Suited to the matter in detail. A week before the designated picking makes a remark in the diary "Saturday 19:04 - picking in the nose. " Puts on a phone answering machine, disinfectant finger. Spektromentalnogo testing method selects the nostril. Never misses.
Twins. Rushing from one nostril to the other, because they can not be defined in any scratch. In the end, do not scratch any one, but will remain very satisfied with their persona and write a poem, Katrina, a concerto for five pianos and orchestra.
Cancer. Extremely shy, so pick your nose just in a dark room, mostly alone or in groups of 2, 3, 4 people. At this time, contemplating the impermanence of all things. Often does in his personal diary notes on their impressions and feelings.
Lev. Picks his nose mostly surrounded plausive his audience. Studies have shown that the applause and shouts "Bravo!" Encore! "At 40-47% increased productivity picking his nose Lev.
Dev. As a true aesthetic, not picking your nose is below her dignity and not responding moral and ethical principles. But actively participating in the discussion of the treatise by Gerhard Von Kraynershtaysburga "picking his nose. The causes and consequences ", and then wrote a detailed review, which appears on the channel and Culture.
Scales. Before you scratch your nose thoroughly consider all pros and cons this case. Ask your friends and relatives. With a psychologist. With children (if not his, then with neighbor). Read a treatise by Gerhard Von Kraynershtaysburga "Picking his nose. The causes and consequences. " Look at the channel Culture Review of the Virgin on this occasion. Again, would consult with friends and relatives. Finally, take the right decision.
Scorpio. Picks his nose, squinted slyly, as if picking up a new victim. During this process, it is better not to touch and generally not to approach him closer than 2 meters. Some scholars suggest that during this period scorpion even more insidious and dangerous than in the mating season.
Sagittarius. Picks his nose vigorously, with jokes and rhymes to entertain everyone around as long as zadolbaet and he did not remove the finger. But Archer is not discouraged! He has 9 more fingers and a full 10 feet! With his wit besrkaynim Archer-compressed trip will go around the world, taking all in its path. Êàî at the end of the process of Archer is a maximum of 6 working fingers.
Capricorn. Picks his nose only to be absolutely necessary. At the same time causes ambulance, police, firefighters, neighbors, Sergei Zverev and Emergency ... So, just in case ... Capricorn is now easier to insure than to frantically recruit broken finger some rooms. Respect him for that.
Aquarius. Aquarius among the highest number of geniuses of the entire zodiac. So, instead of directly to practice in the nose-picking, Aquarius will bring the perfect formula for picking, picking, and the absolute polukovyryaniya then extract the roots of 3, 5, and 8 degrees of absolute picking his nose with the division by 2. But this does not stop play, and will call your nearest Zodiac other twin, and together they write another opera, and to the very kontsetru for five pianos and orchestra.
Fish. These tovarischi do not remove your finger from the nose. With him they eat, drink, play sports, play in Bojan, participate in a national rally. But not because of bad manners, but because of the constant reverie and submergence in his thoughts. They simply forget to pull your finger out of his nose. And remember, when it's too late, because once again it is time ... "
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